Obvious Spam Subject Lines

It may be the jet lag from my recent trip but I had to write a quick article about the various titles I see in my spam folder. The following are just a part of a one day sample of the spam I received.

You know it’s spam if it says…

• Buy OEM Software
  
• You're approved! You are approved for an unsecured $7,500 credit line
  
• 250 Free Full Color Business Cards - Don't Miss Out!
  
• prescription medications online
  
• Urgent Equity Alert
  
• US $ 69.95 Viagra 100mg x 10 pills
  
• Watch your body change with Anatrim
  
• Wir wissen was Frauen wollern
  
• Photoshop, Windows, Office
  
• Your order approved
  
• Send this to your friends
  
• November 70% OFF
  
• Next Big market Winner
  
• New Company Pick for November
  
• Legal software sales
  
• Home-based job opportunity
  
• Free Dating Profile - Limited Time
  
• exclusive watches, affordable prices rolex
  
• Credit Card Debt Relief

I’m sure most of you would just hit Delete on any of the subject lines above as well as many of the imaginative lines below.

• Add some more male meat to your package!
  
• Sail down the love canal more confidently
  
• Increase your love stick to make it really magic!
  
• This remedy is a true godsend for your little willy
  
• True masculinity is impossible without a substantial volume of male meat
  
• We'll teach you how to get a schlong you could be proud of!
  
• Say "I can have sex all night long"!
  
• Prepare your love wand for the next battle
  
• Not enough length? We'll show you how to change it!
  
• No woman will resist your masculine attractiveness!
  
• Have a great night with your girlfriend!
  
• Great news for men in despair
  
• Get more pleasure in love with your new big phallus
  
• Encouraging news for your willy
  

I’m not sure I even know what it means but I really had to laugh today when in mail today I saw

• Now your penis can serve as the lighthouse in the open sea.