Obvious Spam Subject Lines
It may be the jet lag from my recent trip but I had to write a quick article about the various titles I see in my spam folder. The following are just a part of a one day sample of the spam I received.You know it’s spam if it says…
- Buy OEM Software
- You're approved! You are approved for an unsecured $7,500 credit line
- 250 Free Full Color Business Cards - Don't Miss Out!
- prescription medications online
- Urgent Equity Alert
- US $ 69.95 Viagra 100mg x 10 pills
- Watch your body change with Anatrim
- Wir wissen was Frauen wollern
- Photoshop, Windows, Office
- Your order approved
- Send this to your friends
- November 70% OFF
- Next Big market Winner
- New Company Pick for November
- Legal software sales
- Home-based job opportunity
- Free Dating Profile - Limited Time
- exclusive watches, affordable prices rolex
- Credit Card Debt Relief
I’m sure most of you would just hit Delete on any of the subject lines above as well as many of the imaginative lines below.
- Add some more male meat to your package!
- Sail down the love canal more confidently
- Increase your love stick to make it really magic!
- This remedy is a true godsend for your little willy
- True masculinity is impossible without a substantial volume of male meat
- We'll teach you how to get a schlong you could be proud of!
- Say "I can have sex all night long"!
- Prepare your love wand for the next battle
- Not enough length? We'll show you how to change it!
- No woman will resist your masculine attractiveness!
- Have a great night with your girlfriend!
- Great news for men in despair
- Get more pleasure in love with your new big phallus
- Encouraging news for your willy
I’m not sure I even know what it means but I really had to laugh today when in mail today I saw
- Now your penis can serve as the lighthouse in the open sea.